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Where art Thou DEATH, Thou Mighty Messenger?

Brendan on 11/12/08
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God. Where art thou, Death, thou mighty messenger? 

[Death enters.]

Death.Almighty God, I am here at your will, 
Your commandment to fulfill.
God.Go thou to Everyman, 
And demand in my name 
that he learn the import of pool safety
Without delay, distraction, or gaiety. 
Death.Lord, I will in the world go run over all, 
And cruelly search out both great and small.  
Lo, yonder I see Everyman walking.
Full little he thinketh on swimming dangers! 
His mind is on fleshly lusts and fellation with strangers! 

Everyman, stand still! Whither art thou going 
Thus gayly? Hast thou thy Maker's pool safety guidelines forgot?
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on 11/14/08
Must be by accident and you can't get the children through nonsense. Cute. Where is this from?

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